Don't Come Back Customers Suck

I own a gun and knife shop and man came in and said "I heard you have the largest selection and I want a fully automatic assault riffle". I told him its a felony to own or sell a fully automatic weapon, I also told him why on earth would he need one if he's not going to war. He said "My damn child ain't afraid when I threaten him with the hand gun any more, but a full automatic AK will make him shit his pants"!!!